beer assistant

Beer Assistant

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beer assistantWhat goes better with a night a RPG goodness than a six pack of your favorite frosty libation? The Beer Assistant is a +1 Masterwork bottle opener any salty old tavern owner would be proud to wield. Weighing in at a hefty 1.5 – 2 lbs, not only does the Beer Assistant crack the tops off the tall frosty goodness, it gives you a full 12 inches of beat down to crack the heads of any unruly PC’s that get out of line in your fine establishment. Each Beer Assistant features gigantic business end finished in Antique Pewter accompanied by a massive 8 inch long polished hardwood handle crafted from one of three colorful woods, Caranda, Lignum Vitae, and Chakte Viga

6 reviews for Beer Assistant

  1. Stephen Rogers

    I want 2

    • Charlie Brumfield

      they are up now. i forgot to tell the site we had them instock

  2. Bryan Coats

    When will these be available for purchase?

    • Charlie Brumfield

      they are up now. i forgot to tell the site we had them instock

  3. Pirate

    Based on how you made this, do you think the lignum vitae will continue to darken in coloration?

    • Blogtodiffer

      Probably it won’t continue to darken – once the clear is on, it stops the oxidization process.

      • Charlie Brumfield

        no clear. we just polish the hell out of lv. then use a clean cloth to induce a bit of heat and bring the natural oils to the surface. so it will still green over time.

    • Charlie Brumfield

      no clear. we just polish the hell out of lv. then use a clean cloth to induce a bit of heat and bring the natural oils to the surface. so it will still green over time.

  4. Pirate Jarnes

    The Caranda really looks great with the pewter metal.

  5. Panda

    Would it be possible to get the BEER ASSISTANT in one of your other woods? Specifically, I was looking at Ancient Kuari.

  6. Dylan

    Will there be any more of these made?

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