Beer Assistants

Beer Assistants and Pizza Murderers

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Order Pizza Murderer or Beer Assistant

Beer Assistant and Pizza Murderer In ZiricoteNow your players can finally make use of that weapon specialization “Giant Pizza Wheel of Death” feat they took 3 levels ago. The Pizza murder is a flat out huge two handed pizza cutter designed to slice even the most stubborn pizza crust, and your GM’s Big Bad Evil Guy with wreckless abandon. It measures in at a lengthy 17 inches long with a cutter wheel over 4″ in diameter.

Beer Assistant and Pizza Murder in BloodwoodWielding that giant slicing wheel of death will undoubtedly work up a healthy thirst. So why not pair it with a matching Beer Assistant to make popping the top off you favorite libation as easy as squashing a Kobold under your giant armored boot. The Beer Assistant is a +1 Masterwork bottle opener any salty old tavern owner would be proud to wield. Weighing in at a hefty 1.5 – 2 lbs, not only does the Beer Assistant crack the tops off the tall frosty goodness, it gives you a full 10 inches of beat down to crack the heads of any unruly PC’s that get out of line.  Each one of our Beer Assistant’s and Pizza Murders come in a walnut box lined with a high density foam rubber to display your +1 Masterwork item of choice while it’s not in use.

Plus 1 Master Work Box

Each of these Beer Assistant’s and Pizza Murderers are crafted from either the rare Hawiian Ko’u or the sinister Ancient Bog Oak. The Ko’u set features massive diameter handles, while the Ancient Bog Oak set has been turned down to a refined elegant shape perfect for those that took the weapon finesse feat. Each one of our Beer Assistant’s and Pizza Murders come in a walnut box lined with a high density foam rubber to display your +1 Masterwork item of choice while it’s not in use.Beer AssistantsIn this +1 Masterwork run we’ve got several species of wood to choose from. We have Beer Assistants available in East Indian Rosewood, Purple Heart, Honduran Rosewood, Ziricote, and Bloodwood. We also have Pizza Murders in Bloodwood and a simply amazing example of Ziricote w/ Sapwood.

 

East Indian Rosewood

Beer Assistant Purple Heart Honduran Rosewood

Honduran Rosewood (Top) Purple Heart (Bottom) – is not yet fully oxidized and will darken in coloration before it ships.

Ziricote Pizza Murderer and Beer Assistant

Ziricote Pizza Murderer and Beer Assistant

Ziricote Handle detail. The Pizza Murderer is an excellent example of the wild "landscape" grain patterns Ziricote can have.

Ziricote Handle detail. The Pizza Murderer is an excellent example of the wild “landscape” grain patterns Ziricote can have.

Bloodwood Beer Assistant and Pizza Murderer. Bloodwood polishes exceedingly well on the lathe and really takes on the trademark metallic chaytoance bloodwood is known for.

Bloodwood Beer Assistant and Pizza Murderer. Bloodwood polishes exceedingly well on the lathe and really takes on the trademark metallic chaytoance bloodwood is known for.

 

3 reviews for Beer Assistants and Pizza Murderers

  1. Grin

    Hey there, I have been showing the beautiful Pizza Murderer off to my friends, and they keep saying “It’s too fancy, there’s no way that thing is durable.” And I, being the gentleman I am, want to disprove their piteous whining with a character sheet for this beautifully crafted tool. To that end, what non-wood materials are they made of, and how durable are they?

    • Charlie Brumfield

      all of our stuff come with a lifetime warranty. the pizza murderer is dishwasher safe, the cutter wheel is stainless steel, the mounting hardware is either chrome plated or brass plated. to wash you simply unscrew the entire handle from the cutter end. toss to cutter end in the dishwasher and reattach the handle when done. (DO NOT PUT THE HANDLE IN THE DISHWASHER) the same applies to the beer assistants.

      glad you like our work!

  2. Pirate

    How much does the purple heart change as it oxidizes? How do you keep yours so purple and not brown?

    • Charlie Brumfield

      that is fresh cut. it only had a day maybe two to oxidize. it will be a dark purple when it ships. if you are viewing purple heart under incandescent light, some species can take on a maroon look.

  3. jonyb222

    I’m almost regretting getting the bog oak beer assistant, if I had know these ones would have such a nice colouration…

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