D2020

Description

These dice are massive. Coming in at 8 times the volume and weight of our standard sized ¾” d20s and measuring a full 1½” face to face (roughly the perfect size to fit in a minion’s palm), they are guaranteed to make your players cower in fear, or your DM green with envy.

Our Big Ass d20s are crafted from solid billets of exotic woods and at this scale the grain and figure of these exotic woods is showcased in a manner that just isn’t possible at our standard ¾” scale.

You’ll be able to torment your players rolling these gigantic dice engraved with the world most hated font, Comic Sans, to generate such epic random encounters as:

• The Tiger King
• Chinese Duck Army
• $1200
• Pentagon UFOs
• Bats
• The Rona
• Elections
• WW III
• Australian Bushfires
• Sharknado
• That Bitch Carole Baskins
• Meth Gators
• Murder Hornets
• Radioactive Cannibal Ants
• Brexit
• Toilet Paper
• Puerto Rico Earthquakes
• Sahara Mummy Dust
• Space X Starman
• Beruit Explosion

To protect your memento from the year of the bat plague, each D2020 now comes nestled in its own Stamped Steel Tin lined with foam and Baltic Birch. You’ll also find a certificate that bears the name of the wood from which your die was crafted.

We’ve made 20 of these ultra limited D2020s just for lulz. We do not have any plans to make more of these dice. However for the rest of the 12 Days of Dicemas we’ll be releasing a new limited run of ultra epic dice every day at 6pm CST.