dSexy

A special pair of dice for the more intimate of encounters are here in time for Valentine’s Day.

Timeless Toys

Experts believe sexual aids have been around for several thousand years, with the first ever trace of sexual artifacts over 30,000 years ago!  From the first dildos made of stone and animal dung to the assorted “marital aids” that more resemble medieval torture devices or kitchen appliances, there has always been someone out there ready to be adventurous….and I don’t just mean the bard in your Tabletop RPG who is way too eager to seduce the dragon.

Roll in the Sheets

Despite a long history of sex and dice, the invention of the sex dice seems to come from more recent days.  There are many such sets of dice that add an element of chance and spontaneity to your bedroom fun and this Valentine’s Day the minions were rather insistent upon crafting our own.  Our dSexy twelve sided dice come in specially crafted pairs of Red Heart and Maple in our Big Ass Scale(for obvious wordplay as well as extra readability), one with body parts and one covered in actions, and of course our usual Artisan flare! 

Big Ass Scale

These dice are massive. Coming in at 8 times the volume and weight of our standard sized ¾” d12s and measuring a full 1½” face to face (roughly the perfect size to fit in a minion’s palm), they are guaranteed to make your players cower in fear, or your DM green with envy.

Our Big Ass d12s are crafted from solid billets of exotic woods and at this scale the grain and figure of these exotic woods is showcased in a manner that just isn’t possible at our standard ¾” scale.

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Gift Wrapping

Are you getting a gift for that special someone? Don’t forget to have our minions wrap it all up with a beautiful bow.

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